I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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