Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
so explain again why im purple
no
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
