Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Of course I have a pirate flag
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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