guys are not supposed to queef...right?
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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