last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
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i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
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He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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