She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I just got carded by a ten year old.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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