That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
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