just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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