it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I think your dad took our porno
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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