My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
i wish my penis had a tongue
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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