I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Randomize
