I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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