im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize
