just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
