there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
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unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
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She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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