how can u be prego again
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
So squirting runs in the family.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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