yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I should be sponsored by Trojan
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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