is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
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