is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
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Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
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James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
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