My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
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You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
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Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
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