Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
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