You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
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I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
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We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
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