Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
do herpes really smell.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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