he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
She even gives head with a lisp.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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