I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Ketchup is God's man juice
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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