Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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