I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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