I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
now i know why i became what i already was.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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