I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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