She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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