She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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