As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
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Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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