i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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