If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
It's not a walk of shame if you run
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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