Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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