just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
When are your genitals available?
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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