She went from zero to smokin in five shots
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
babies were throwing up all over the place
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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