Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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