Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
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You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
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He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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