ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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