She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
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distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Well I just put wine in my tea
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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