Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
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so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
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I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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