Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I forgot how hot balto sounded
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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