I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
You need a sexual gate keeper
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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