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it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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