gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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