have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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