i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
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i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
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You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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