Banned from zoo.
Again?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Randomize
