I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
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My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
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We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
What happened to fro yo and sex?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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