I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Acid is not a monday night drug
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
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Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
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Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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