umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
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I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
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I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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