I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
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i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
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So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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