No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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