I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
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im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
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Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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